Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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penis in the camel

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PENIS

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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