Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Where's the soap?

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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