I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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