- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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