How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Bob Saget that is all

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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