- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

i have yougurt mit traktor

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

i just wrote this so hard

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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