- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

batman has diarrhea

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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