- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What is older than history?

Vaginal secretions

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

Sex education in Texas,

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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