- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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