Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

69.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Anti Joke

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