- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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