- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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