- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

George W. Bush

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Caramel Boing.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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