- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Dead girls can't say no.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Oh s***

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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