- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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