- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Kys

I don't believe in giraffes.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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