- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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