You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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I'm hungry.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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