- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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