Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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