- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Kameron Brown is gay.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

the power to turn magnetism into light

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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