What's 9+10 Ebola

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

where's mom I killed her

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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