- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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