- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Julian Ha.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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