- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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