- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Who's the fastest kid in AA

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

it's funny because it's funny

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

i hate non minorities!

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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