What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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This is a joke.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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