how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

wanna hear a joke? yes

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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