hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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