A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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