- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

here's a joke... the american education society

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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