What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

THE GAME

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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