What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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