What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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call me maybe.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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