- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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