- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A fish swims up your penis...

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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