Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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