what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Turkeys are obese

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

An anti-joke

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

guess what what ...

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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