- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

SHUT UP JP

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Its behind you like if you looked behind

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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