What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Niall Horan

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A shark ate your mom

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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