- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Knock, Knock Come in

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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