- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

what is 3+3= 8

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Why can't jokes spit?

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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