Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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A van drives into a car.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Click here to end the world.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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