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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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