The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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it's funny because it's funny

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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