Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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