- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Knock knock It's open, come in

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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