- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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