what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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What does? 42

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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