- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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