- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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