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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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