- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Women's rights.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

I once did something.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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