A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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