What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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