I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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