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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

You having friends.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

I enjoy Popcorn

Tony Romo

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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