Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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