What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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